Friday, March 28, 2014

Daily Quotations

2014-03-28
You forgot my birthday; therefore, I’m going to punish you by ruining my birthday.
You didn’t call to tell me you were going to be late; therefore, I’m going to punish you by not going to our movie.
You forgot to stop and get the groceries I wanted; therefore, I’m going to punish you by not finishing cooking dinner.
You said you didn’t like something about the clothes I’m wearing; therefore, I’m going to punish you by ruining our night out.

You were fifteen minutes late to our spending time together; therefore, I’m going to punish you by ruining our next two hours together.

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