How to Be Miserable: 05-15-2026

1. Use stories to dislike everyone.
2. Use stories to dislike everything.
3. Use stories to prove everything is flawed.
4. Use stories to make others always wrong.
5. Use stories to blame others for everything.
6. Use stories to prove others are always doing wrong.
7. Use stories to prove they coulda, shoulda, and woulda done better with your stories guiding them.
8. Use stories to always find fault: not done right, not effective, not efficient, not fast enough, not flawless, not going to stand the test of time, not going to work, not good enough, not in time, not on time, not perfect, not representative, not self-directed, not self-reliant, not soon enough, not without flaws.